You may live in Louisiana if you ...
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Louisiana
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
Dialed a wrong number, you may live in Louisiana.
If "Vacation" means going to Dallas for the weekend,
You may live in Louisiana.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Louisiana .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
Both unlocked, you may live in Louisiana.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to
Use them , you may live in Louisiana.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
Everybody is passing you, you may live in Louisiana
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Louisiana
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Louisiana
Thanks go out to my brother, Sibley Smith, and to
Patsy Lucille Hammonds Rials (Louisiana Restaurant Association, Monroe, LA)
for sending these quotes, to me.
Posted by Lamar
at 9:04 AM CST